Sep 26

Hi-JACKed!

Well, it’s that time of the year again. Howl-O-Scream and new for 2011 SeaWorld’s Halloween Spooktacular are upon us. We are reminded of this because Jack starts hacking into our SeaWorld Facebook page and sending out tweets from his personal Twitter account. We try changing passwords, monitoring the page, and still he is able to take over the page as he has done today

As with many "Type A" personalities like Jack he is always willing to get some “talk time”. We recently sent a reporter to meet Jack in the woods to talk about why he “Hi-Jack’s” our page and takes over the park. Below is the interview - well the parts we were still able to hear on the smashed and muddied recorder. We have yet to hear from our reporter, but I feel it is important to get his story out!

Reporter: Jack, why do you feel the need to garner so much attention this time of year?

Jack: Well I see right off the bat you are going to start with ridiculous questions. As you may or may not know this is my time of the year, not Obamas, not Santa’s, not Shamu’s, but MINE! I only get one month at this park to trick and treat the park guests so I am going to make the most out of it each and every year.

Reporter: Jack, you know SeaWorld already has a Park President, his name is Dan Decker. Do you guys get along?

Jack: Ha, now you have gone from ridiculous to hilarious. Dan just thinks he runs this park. Once Howl-O-Scream and Spooktacular come around I no longer need Dan. I run this show, and sometimes I have to show him who the real boss is. I take his office, I drive his golf cart, I even hit his home refrigerator once in a while for a midnight snack. Let’s be honest with ourselves - I run this park, and nobody, and I mean nobody can stop me!

Reporter: Jack, you mentioned SeaWorld’s Halloween Spooktacular, what is this?

Jack: Well, some of the little minions aren’t fans of being terrified so I have added LOTS of not so scary things for those rug rats to do during the day, but at night beware! We have more new this year than you can imagine to both horrify you and delight our victims…um I mean guests. I’m always planning and scheming, what do you think I do all year watch Royal Weddings, listen to Justin Bieber and plank?

Reporter: Jack, how did you learn how to hack websites like the SeaWorld Facebook Page?

Jack: Listen, I didn’t fall of the pumpkin truck yesterday, I wasn’t raised at the Jersey Shore and yes, I have an iPhone. This is 2011! I can take that page whenever I feel like it, and right now I feel like it. I have to get my Halloween message out! I mean seriously you guys give Santa like 6 weeks and I only get 4. This month as my good friend Charlie Sheen says I am “winning”, but I am Tiger Blood free of course.

Reporter: Jack, I have to say I really don’t think you are as “in charge” as you think you are and………

That question, ladies and gentlemen, was the last sounds on the voice recorder - well before the screams anyway. Beware! Jack is Back!